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Every year on your birthday you receive a bill for 17 Canadian dollars for "fusion services." Until you mail the requested funds in the envelope provided you become unable to perceive the Sun or its sunlight - the world appears to be in permanent night to you. Nobody believes you if you try to explain any of this.
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Never be allowed to eat anything EXCEPT your favorite food ever again
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Be forced to only use your least favorite web browser from now on
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Have a hot from the oven pizza slapped in your face
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Live on lamb
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Every second cell in your body duplicates
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Live in a glass house for the rest of your life
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Be hated by 10,000 people
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Discover there is a large quantity of mold growing in one of your walls
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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them