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Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

Ranked 1103 of 1996

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whyttedragun

I have yet to meet anyone named Jason worth knowing, so...

JasonPSheldon

This isn't exactly fair for me lol.

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Swim with hippos

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51% prefer Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

kalphis8625

I choose "swim with hippos", considering that the area being swam in is a pool with the rope things between me and the hippos and I only have to swim for 2 feet.
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kalphis8625

I choose "swim with hippos", considering that the area being swam in is a pool with the rope things between me and the hippos and I only have to swim for 2 feet.
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Helena, Montana, and all of its occupants cease to exist

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36% prefer Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you

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51% prefer Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

gmosquera.dlv

i hate most jasons.

Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name

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37% prefer Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

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