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Be attracted to donkeys

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Have a huge elaborate wedding

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7% prefer Be attracted to donkeys

Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.

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62% prefer Be attracted to donkeys

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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19% prefer Be attracted to donkeys

Be attracted to monkeys

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23% prefer Be attracted to donkeys

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