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Kill a polar bear

Ranked 1043 of 1996

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whargolflorp  

it says i kill it, so i'm at no harm here
jonnyt_  

Polar Bears are an endangered species. So even if you come through unscathed (or were never at risk since you shot it with a sniper rifle), it still has a downside.
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Have your house robbed

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waabHermes  

One has a downside to me, the other choice doesn't...
gruntspwn  

House robbed. I love polar bears, and own nothing of real value!

Become a werecow

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66% prefer Kill a polar bear

errorblankfeild  

A werecow that has a stomach for polar bears mind you.

Get ripped off

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sojikari  

Sucks to be the coca-cola bear. I'm eatin bear tonight!

Discover that, due to a freak time travel accident that will someday leave you stranded in the past, you are actually your own parent.

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Live in a world without artificial lighting

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63% prefer Kill a polar bear

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