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Options 949 to 959
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Embrace hedonism
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Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
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The option this is paired with doesn't happen to you: instead it happens to all of your siblings
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Share a house with someone with athletes foot
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The elevation of all points on the earth inverts around sea level. Mountains become the bottom of the ocean and deep sea trenches become the new mountains.
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Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see what looks like brain tissue
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Never hear another pun again
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Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Be an adorable little beast covered with silky pink fur.
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Everthing was bacon flavored