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Every time you go to eat a sandwich there is a 50% chance that it disappears and is replaced with crumbs, as if it was eaten by someone else
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Every time you go to the bathroom you hear far-off crying
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Destroy an original, working, NES
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You turn into a tree whenever you're exposed to sunlight. The process takes half an hour, allowing you opportunity to find a good spot to root. You only age while in human form.
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Talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Become an anthropomorphic cat.
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Turn into a penguin every time you have to poop
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Be a dragon, but humans like to take dragons as pets or mounts. Untamed dragons are hunted ruthlessly.
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Have high expectations from the world
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Always feel like you have something stuck in your teeth even though you don't