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						Be a genius everyone thinks is an idiot
					
 
				
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						Have the latest iPhone
					
 
				
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						You can redefine the laws of physics in a 20 foot sphere around you, but you must define them in a precise mathematical way that forces you to have a deep understanding of physics in order to produce any meaningful (and not instantly destructive) effect.
					
 
				
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						All of your actions are accompanied by cartoony sound effects
					
 
				
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						Get hit in the face with a cream pie
					
 
				
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						Drop a glass plate (and it breaks)
					
 
				
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						Be an elf
					
 
				
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						Be able to transform into a merman but everyone SAYS you transform into a mermaid
					
 
				
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						Be extremely intelligent but everyone thinks your snooty
					
 
				
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						Time Travel to the past to be the richest man alive (for "inventing" the internet) and be trapped there for the rest of your life