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Options 1943 to 1953
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Have a permanent tattoo on your forehead of Calvin peeing on the symbol for your favorite group/organization (sports team, game company, etc)
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A medium-sized cactus suddenly materializes in your small intestine
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Accidentally kill a very close family member
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Contract leprosy
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The universe ceases to exist but you continue on as a formless consciousness watching My Little Pony for eternity
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Be murdered by your own father or mother
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The universe ceases to exist but you continue on as a formless consciousness with absolutely nothing to interact with for eternity
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Have terrible diarrhea that never goes away
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Have a flock of Black Angus Persian Seagulls tied to the inside of your large intestine
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Your closest friend dies