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  1. Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.
  2. Be technologically incompetent
  3. Vacations and holidays didn't exist. You still get the weekends off, but you never get long periods of time off or long weekends.
  4. Lose a thumb
  5. Be a beautiful mermaid on permanent exhibit in a public aquarium
  6. Vomit sand once a day
  7. Be impoverished and hungry for days at a time
  8. Excrete a crab
  9. Blow your nose with a vagrant's underwear
  10. All the vitamin C in your body is suddenly replaced by vitamin A


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