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						Every time you go through a door you forget why you wanted to
					
 
				
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						Have a fridge fall on you
					
 
				
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						Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
					
 
				
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						Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated Barbie doll
					
 
				
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						Be mute
					
 
				
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						Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison.  And they bite.
					
 
				
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						Have Tourette's Syndrome (the stereotypical kind where you randomly shout insults and obscenities)
					
 
				
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						Live in the Teddy Ruxpin universe
					
 
				
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						Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house
					
 
				
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						Alien space bats suddenly transport your home city to a non-ocean location in the mid Cretaceous period when dinosaurs were common.