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Watch 300 hours of C-SPAN when everyone is getting along
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People went to the bathroom in their back yards and then collected it in baggies to be thrown away
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Fall from a two story building
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Your eyeballs become 10% smaller
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You get weekends off normally, and 3 weeks of vacation per year. But you must work 16 hour days.
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Remain in blissful ignorance of the fact that your spouse had a sex change before they met you
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Have your non dominant leg turn to stone and cannot be removed or broken but is very light weight. You choose the pose.
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Have a donkey's tail
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Wear the opposite gender's clothing (including underwear) for the rest of your life
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Discover that you have an identical twin that everyone thinks is way more awesome and wonderful and nice than you are