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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison

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Have a child with a disability that gives him or her a mental age of five years

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whargolflorp
he'd appear incredibly smart for the first 4 years of his life

alexakalis
I don't want a child of any kind

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