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Zombies invade and they all have fully-auto AR's, and are intelligent enough to wield, shoot, and reload. And the want to kill you and only you.
 
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Every time you have to go to the bathroom you turn into a dog

 
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hellraezer  

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
RoguePainter  

you have no chance to survive... make your time
bjfreeman801  

If you turned into a dog, you wouldn't have to find a bathroom. Of course, it could be awkward if you turn back suddenly after you're done... then you'd be a guy with his pants down who just pooped on the grass.
wmmagneson  

eat a bunch of chili and drink lots of water, ~30 mins later rob jewelry store. Before making an exit make sure you start to feel it. Stash in safe location, and hold it in.
perfect disguise.
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