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You have to pick:

You can (at any time) convert the cells of your body into money at the rate of one penny per cell
 
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Be one inch tall

 
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bjfreeman801

Can you imagine how terrifying spiders would be if you were only 1 inch tall?

derksenmobile

If I can choose which cells to convert this is really fantastic. I shed millions of cells every day naturally, I'd pick the epithelial cells I'm about to lose anyway. A pint of blood has 2 billion cells and blood donation is generally limited to one pint every 56 days, so that's ten million dollars a month from spare blood cells alone. Skin sheds a million cells per day, that's a nice ten thousand dollars a day for doing nothing and it will reduce house dust buildup in the process.

And if I ever got cancer, ka-ching!

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