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You have to pick:

Become a My Little Pony
 
or
 
Wake up each morning to be stabbed, electrocuted, shot, punched and ran over by a 16-wheeled semi truck

 
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EggWiemer

THIS WOULD BE AWESOME.

bryan.derksen

Won't have to put up with that for long, at least.

JonThompsonsEmail

I can only assume you magically survive this. In fact, I'm going to assume you aren't harmed, but rather you feel the pain from all this but somehow survive unscathed.

Otherwise this really sucks and is basically akin to "you die tomorrow morning."

JonThompsonsEmail

Perhaps. Becoming a unicorn would give you magical powers and becoming a pegasus would give you flight. But an earth pony? All they get is pity. ;)

Either way, you'll be a freak (seeing as talking colorful ponies are not normal in real life). The unicorn might be worth it. The pegasus I'm a bit more dubious. Earth pony - that would suck.

So you're taking a risk.

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