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Become a My Little Pony

Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

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danielkinane
You are tearing me apart space bats!

EggWiemer
THIS WOULD BE AWESOME.

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JonThompsonsEmail

Perhaps. Becoming a unicorn would give you magical powers and becoming a pegasus would give you flight. But an earth pony? All they get is pity. ;)

Either way, you'll be a freak (seeing as talking colorful ponies are not normal in real life). The unicorn might be worth it. The pegasus I'm a bit more dubious. Earth pony - that would suck.

So you're taking a risk.

shannnon.neumann
Sounds pretty cool.

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