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You have to pick:

The universe ceases to exist but you continue on as a formless consciousness watching My Little Pony for eternity
 
or
 
Work for someone who regularly lies

 
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sojikari

Like the government? They pay well there, you know. And lawyers too. And advertising firms.... And the coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs who claims he can win a cup.

danielkinane

So, work with anybody.

bryan.derksen

As long as they're not reruns that's not so bad, you basically get to watch the ongoing antics of another universe's denizens to keep entertained.

JonThompsonsEmail

Yes, its definitely better that being a formless conciousness with nothing to interact with... but its still pretty bad. I think you'd get sick of MLP and start tuning it out.

Still, better than nothing.

derksenmobile

This could work in my favor.

Me: "Do you think I deserve a raise?"

Boss: "Uh... yes."

Me: "Ooh, how about a bonus, too? I did a lot of hard work, right?"

Boss: "Y...yes. Yes you did. You're a fantastic worker, a credit to our company."

Etc. :)

JonThompsonsEmail

It doesn't say your boss ALWAYS lies and HAS to lie to every question. Nice try though. ;)

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