You have to pick:

A genie grants you twenty wishes redeemable whenever you want, but each time you make a wish it transforms you another 1/20th of the way into a goat. Your wishes cannot reverse or prevent this condition.

Wake up each morning to be stabbed, electrocuted, shot, punched and ran over by a 16-wheeled semi truck

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bryan.derksen
Won't have to put up with that for long, at least.

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JonThompsonsEmail

I can only assume you magically survive this. In fact, I'm going to assume you aren't harmed, but rather you feel the pain from all this but somehow survive unscathed.

Otherwise this really sucks and is basically akin to "you die tomorrow morning."

bryan.derksen
I think we can assume that your mind doesn't change, otherwise it would be hard to keep making wishes (or the last couple of wishes would always be for tasty grass, which is boring).

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