When you are bisected the part with your head (or the largest proportion of your head) continues to be you, while the other part is the evil part.
revegelance
If it means I'm NOT poor before year 100, that's not so bad. After that point, I'd probably live off the land or something. Although, I suppose if I'm going to live forever, that implies I'm immortal, so I don't need to eat or anything, which would reduce the cost of living.