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Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.
 
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Every day at precisely noon a (CFL style) light bulb appears and starts orbiting your head. If left alone the bulbs accumulate each day until there are many bulbs orbiting your head. A bulb can easily be grabbed and pulled from its orbit at which point there is nothing special about it.

 
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revegelance  

Is the light bulb illuminated somehow? Or is it just an ordinary light bulb floating there?
JonThompsonsEmail  

Its ordinary. Not lit. Although, if it was, that would be cool. :)
JonThompsonsEmail  

Even a ordinary bulb may be useful. CFL bulbs cost about $15 at the store. You can probably at least sell them for $10. So $10/day - thats $300/month. Not enough to live on, but it would certainly top up whatever you make at your job nicely! :)
thehankerchief  

Does this only compress your height?
After 1000 sneezes you'll be 36.77% of your original height. You'd start becoming very oddly-shaped if it didn't shrink all your dimensions.
Do the WYR Pixies magically make it possible for your body to function at extremely small sizes?
JonThompsonsEmail  

Your body stays at the same proportions and yes, the WYR pixies make you able to survive at tiny sizes.
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