Sign In
Top 10
Bottom 10
Search
Add Question

You have to pick:

Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.

or

Swim forever in a maple syrup pool

Comments

thehankerchief
Does this only compress your height? After 1000 sneezes you'll be 36.77% of your original height. You'd start becoming very oddly-shaped if it didn't shrink all your dimensions. Do the WYR Pixies magically make it possible for your body to function at extremely small sizes?

JonThompsonsEmail
Your body stays at the same proportions and yes, the WYR pixies make you able to survive at tiny sizes.

derksenmobile
Does this also mean I get to live forever? I assume being alive is a prerequisite for swimming, so that seems to be implied.

You
Write a comment Where should this comment appear? This pairing only Whenever "Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your ..." appears Whenever "Swim forever in a maple syrup pool" appears