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Turn into a mermaid (or merman if you prefer), but instead of being able to breathe water you're able to swim through air as if it had the same density as water.

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Sit on a public toilet seat that is unpleasantly warm.

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errorblankfeild
Darn those public, heated toilet seats! Making people unconformable since 1986.

EggWiemer
Perfect ad. Public heated toilet seats. Making billions uncomfortable since 1986!

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