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Be murdered by leprechauns

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Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.

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sojikari
As awesome as this sounds, I'm sure there has to be a definitely better option on the flip side.

thehankerchief
Does this only compress your height? After 1000 sneezes you'll be 36.77% of your original height. You'd start becoming very oddly-shaped if it didn't shrink all your dimensions. Do the WYR Pixies magically make it possible for your body to function at extremely small sizes?

JonThompsonsEmail
Your body stays at the same proportions and yes, the WYR pixies make you able to survive at tiny sizes.

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