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Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
 
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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face

 
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bryan.derksen

"It's okay, everyone. Calm down. I know this looks bad, but trust me - an internet web page told me that baby was going to grow up to be like Hitler. So this was for the best, no need to get upset."

bryan.derksen

...I think I'm going to unplug it.

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