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You have to pick:

Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
 
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Give birth to a porcupine

 
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bryan.derksen

A baby porcupine's quills are soft when they first come out and don't have barbs yet so this option isn't as bad as it may initially seem. Female porcupines manage it without injury, after all.

jonnyt_

I was imagining an adult porcupine.

bryan.derksen

Well that's just illogical. :P Still, as long as it's not a breech birth it should be doable. And the quills would have to be soft even for an adult birth or you wouldn't survive the pregnancy to get to the birthing part.

jonnyt_

Its maaaagic. One second your fine, then, regardless of whether you are male or female.. BAM! you are giving birth to a fully formed, adult porcupine!

errorblankfeild

Also baby porcupines are smaller than human babies therefore have plenty of room to come out. Assuming you are female.

JonThompsonsEmail

@errorblankfield: See my comment below. Its not a baby porcupine. Its an adult. :{

bryan.derksen

"It's okay, everyone. Calm down. I know this looks bad, but trust me - an internet web page told me that baby was going to grow up to be like Hitler. So this was for the best, no need to get upset."

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