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You have to pick:

Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
 
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Have hands at the end of your legs

 
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mikefish7

pfft, obviously have hands at the end of my legs. Who wouldn't enjoy having legs like monkies!

danielkinane

Makes me wonder why we lost them in the first place.

bryan.derksen

They're hard to walk on. Picking this option will mean that walking will be very tiring and potentiallty painful for anything other than short distances. Still one of the better options here, though. :)

JonThompsonsEmail

You might be able to get special shoes to help with the issue. Worst case, you can use a wheelchair/scooter/segway.

WilliamHenkel

You would lower the risk of injury if you balled up your hand-feet into fists. And you can always tape your ankle-wrists.

bryan.derksen

"It's okay, everyone. Calm down. I know this looks bad, but trust me - an internet web page told me that baby was going to grow up to be like Hitler. So this was for the best, no need to get upset."

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