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You have to pick:

Be trapped in a room with a live donkey who wants to eat you. The only exit to the room is a very sturdy door. You can theoretically escape the room but you only have what is on your person at the moment.

or

Excrete a porcupine

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waabHermes
Oh holy shit no choice could be worse than this.

bryan.derksen
How bad this is depends on which end is coming out first.

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