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Be lonely, mean and have an IQ of 240

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Once per day, when you die, you can return to life at full health 50 feet away from where you died. In fact, you only seemed to die—the event killed a perfect illusion of you, while you stood a short distance away.

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JonThompsonsEmail
The full health this is awesome. It will cure terminal illness. Heck, even if you just get the flu. It's faster than getting better - just kill yourself.

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