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You have to pick:

Wear the opposite gender's clothing (including underwear) for the rest of your life
 
or
 
Become a vampire

 
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cali141

Assume being a vampire includes burning to death in sunlight, necessity to drink blood (or your strength and will to live diminish), aversion to onions and the cross, somewhat enhanced strength and speed, immunity to any form of death other than silver bullets and a wooden stake through your heart, and being irresistible to women.

Umbreon27

Just stick to jeans and t-shirts and you're fine. Formal wear is a bit of a problem, though.

hlhetzel

Depends.
Are we talking Sparkly Twilight Vampires, or Sexy Dracula Vampires?

danielkinane

Sexy Dracula Vampires. The Twilight ones aren't real vampires.

lindsey.nicole.Scott

What about bathing suits..?

RoguePainter

You's still have to wear a bra and panties

tlucy

Hmmm... I'm about Soira's size;)

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