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Have a tail that never stops wagging, causing you to break things and smack people wherever you go

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Eating tomatoes or any type of tomato based sauce causes you to have psychoactive hallucinations, similar to those brought on by LSD

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whargolflorp
either the best or worst choice ever

LoenjaSelter
who cares im not smacking myself

Earnest.Williams
I live in the UK. This means being stoned every meal!

WilliamHenkel
I would for tomatoes to induce LSD-like hallucinations. Cheap tripping!

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