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You have to pick:

Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
 
or
 
Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch

 
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jonnyt_

If you cut them off they grow back

hellraezer

like a lesser spiderman :D

danielkinane

This would get extremely irritating extremely quickly.

RoguePainter

EVERYONE would sing it to you

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, but its over quickly. Basically your sacrificing what 1-2 minutes a day.

Sure its a negative, but a lot better than 99% of the other stuff on this site.

joynerhoki

Yeah definitly

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