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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.
 
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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.

 
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JonThompsonsEmail  

I discussed this with some people in person and I think it has to be the case that, while picking this option makes it for sure true, people in the world don't necessarily know. The belief is out there, but people don't really know for sure. Otherwise the obvious action would be to immediately say "sky" then kill yourself.
wewereonlytryingtodrownher  

Whales rule!! Do they breed like monkeys? More the better, I say

revegelance  

I'm just going to say "Sky" as frequently as humanly possible.
revegelance  

That seems like it would be absolutely catastrophic. There's the case of matter displacement, since everything would take up so much more space, but also the factors of environment (there'd be millions, if not billions of land-locked whales, unable to move, waiting to suffer and die), not to mention the food chain would be virtually nonexistent, causing most life on earth to starve.
JonThompsonsEmail  

I think a practice would evolve where people just end all sentences with "Sky". Its the new period.
Zerog004  

Just say "sky" then go mute for the rest of your life.
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