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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.
 
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Spill water on your keyboard

 
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bryan.derksen  

Keyboards cost like ten bucks these days, at least the crappy ones I use do. And spilling water on one might not even permanently damage it if I unplug it quickly enough. So this is a really benign option in most circumstances.
JonThompsonsEmail  

Yeah. Though it would be worse if it was a laptop keyboard. But still.
wewereonlytryingtodrownher  

Whales rule!! Do they breed like monkeys? More the better, I say

revegelance  

That seems like it would be absolutely catastrophic. There's the case of matter displacement, since everything would take up so much more space, but also the factors of environment (there'd be millions, if not billions of land-locked whales, unable to move, waiting to suffer and die), not to mention the food chain would be virtually nonexistent, causing most life on earth to starve.
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