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Have magic boogers that turn into gold after you pick them out, but your nose is constantly overflowing with them and it is extremely uncomfortable
 
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Your home city was suffering from an infestation of elephants - they're everywhere, getting into every nook and cranny, and no matter how many are killed there always seem to be more.

 
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pippinthecat

How do elephants fit into nooks and crannys?

bryan.derksen

They only get into nooks and crannies that are large enough for them, like garages or spare bedrooms.

danielkinane

Oh god, it's Boatmurdered all over again!

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