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You have to pick:

Secrete slippery lubricant goo from your skin
 
or
 
Turn into a gull permanently

 
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danielkinane

I'd bottle it and sell it.

revegelance

Sweet, I get to eat garbage in the parking lot.

JonThompsonsEmail

Or maybe you get to command a Cardassian warship

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