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You have to pick:

Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch
 
or
 
Swim forever in a maple syrup pool

 
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jonnyt_

If you cut them off they grow back

hellraezer

like a lesser spiderman :D

joynerhoki

Yeah definitly

derksenmobile

Does this also mean I get to *live* forever? I assume being alive is a prerequisite for swimming, so that seems to be implied.

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