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Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch

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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

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jonnyt_
If you cut them off they grow back

hellraezer
like a lesser spiderman :D

joynerhoki
Yeah definitly

JonThompsonsEmail
You can talk - you're voice emanates from the cloud - but it sounds like farting.

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