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You have to pick:

Have tiny flesh eating pig heads on the ends of your fingers
 
or
 
Run a mile in under 8 minutes or be killed

 
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jonnyt_

If you cut them off they grow back

whargolflorp

they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?

johs.holm

Wait, is running 1 mile in 8 minutes even that hard? I've run 2 miles in 11:30, and I'm not runner (granted, I am a sprinter)

JonThompsonsEmail

If you are a runner it will be easy. If you are in good shape it will definitely doable. If you are in average shape it will be hard, but likely doable if your life depends on it. If you are in bad shape it will probably be impossible.

JonThompsonsEmail

Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(

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