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Be extremely attractive to the opposite sex, but constantly farting

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Once per day, when you die, your body disintegrates into silver dust and your spirit walks free. You regain full health and become insubstantial and immune to poison. You feel very tired. After a night's rest, you reform your body. If you die in spectral form, you are dead.

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thehankerchief
Silver dust? Talk about profit!

JonThompsonsEmail
Hmmm. For me this is just "be constantly farting," the rest is already true.

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