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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.

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JonThompsonsEmail
This happens whenever you urinate. It is ACTUAL Coca-Cola, not urine. It is not contaminated and is safe to drink.

wewereonlytryingtodrownher
Whales rule!! Do they breed like monkeys? More the better, I say

revegelance
That seems like it would be absolutely catastrophic. There's the case of matter displacement, since everything would take up so much more space, but also the factors of environment (there'd be millions, if not billions of land-locked whales, unable to move, waiting to suffer and die), not to mention the food chain would be virtually nonexistent, causing most life on earth to starve.

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