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You have to pick:

A mysterious stranger appears at your doorstep, holding a box with a button. He offers you $1 Billion, in exchange for pressing the button, which will cause someone you don't know to die. You choose NOT to press the button.
 
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Turn into a penguin every time you have to poop

 
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jonnyt_  

If you choose NOT to press the button then this is basically neutral. The only bad thing about it is the hassle of having coming to your doorstep. Similar to a salesman.
bryan.derksen  

Well, it does have one downside; it shows that there are mysterious strangers like this in the world, randomly enriching people who are willing to kill for wealth. I wouldn't sleep very easily in such a world. Though come to think of it, I probably wouldn't believe him in the first place.
JonThompsonsEmail  

I think the worst is that you turn into a penguin when you HAVE to poop, not just while pooping. That could happen unexpectedly.
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