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Your computer crashes once a day

Every body of fresh water with more volume than a kiddy pool and less volume than the Great Lakes comes to life bent on human destruction. They can move around and attack similar to a typical blob monster.

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TheDukeofHosford
I use Windows so my computer already crashes once a day.

JonThompsonsEmail
My windows machine never crashes (despite what the criminally false apple advertisements would like you to believe). In the 90s windows crashed a lot, and apples crashed even more. Now windows almost never crash and macs crash from time to time.

JonThompsonsEmail
Basically a standard water elemental

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derksenmobile

If I install a program that can deliberately crash my computer, and I run that once per day before I do anything else important on my computer, does that make it crash-proof?

If I have a computer that is in a state that *guaranteed* not to crash no matter what I do to it, that opens up a lot of interesting possibilities.

JonThompsonsEmail
@derksenmobile No. >:( Your computer crashes once per day IN ADDITION to any other crashes that might happen non-magically.

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