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You have to pick:

Have a zombie gnaw on your face
 
or
 
Be attracted to monkeys

 
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jonnyt_

How attracted? Is it just a secret I bury deep down... or do I feel compelled to... ACT on it.

bryan.derksen

Is this one of those infectious zombies where the moment its teeth penetrate your skin you're doomed? If so, very few options wouldn't beat this.

Prairie.Bandit

Well, humans are... related to monkeys... and I'm sure there are some humans as dumb as monkeys... does that count?

whargolflorp

I think it would be a rising attraction, that grows on you as time goes by.

danielkinane

Prairie Bandit, there's no need to insult the monkeys.

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