How attracted? Is it just a secret I bury deep down... or do I feel compelled to... ACT on it.
Is this one of those infectious zombies where the moment its teeth penetrate your skin you're doomed? If so, very few options wouldn't beat this.
Well, humans are... related to monkeys... and I'm sure there are some humans as dumb as monkeys... does that count?
I think it would be a rising attraction, that grows on you as time goes by.
Prairie Bandit, there's no need to insult the monkeys.
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