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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"

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Sell illicit substances

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bryan.derksen
Which illicit substances? I wouldn't want to sell stuff like crystal meth or anthrax, but IMO some substances like marijuana are unfairly stigmatized.

Lolla.Fafai
Can I talk?

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Alexkolberg85

il·lic·it
/ɪˈlɪsɪt/ Show Spelled[ih-lis-it] Show IPA
–adjective
1. not legally permitted or authorized; unlicensed; unlawful.
2. disapproved of or not permitted for moral or ethical reasons.

Selling vibrators to the Amish FTW

bryan.derksen
Nope. You'll probably want to let some friends know how to switch you back ahead of time. :)

cj.smith654
@bryan.derksen so that when a donkey comes up and bites their arm they know to turn you back. Genius. But I fear my girlfriend might have a little too much fun with this.

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