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Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.

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Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated teddy bear

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Prairie.Bandit
Can you control when they are emitted? If so, it would be handy when outside in the cold. Otherwise... no.

errorblankfeild
Do I have a hypno-ray?

rasmus.herbst
Downside? What downside? That's awesome!

waabHermes
Would this make me immortal? I think this would make me immortal. My choice is going to be based on that assumption.

danielkinane
Kind of like Destroyman from No More Heroes.

JonThompsonsEmail
As immortal as a teddy bear. Teddy bears do wear out and wreck. Especially if they are walking around. Easy to fix, I suppose.

Lina.mlr.25
Since it says the words "at will" (which means you control when it happens....) then yes.

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