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You have to pick:

Be embarrassed in front of your friends
 
or
 
A medium-sized cactus suddenly materializes in your small intestine

 
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whargolflorp

probably kill you...

danielkinane

Definately kill you

bryan.derksen

Maybe not with prompt medical assistance and surgery, but it definitely won't be pretty.

jobeybalobey

It depends on which friend

alexakalis

well I kind of don't consider a person a friend until I'm close enough that I really wouldn't be embarrassed in front of them

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