probably kill you...
Definately kill you
Maybe not with prompt medical assistance and surgery, but it definitely won't be pretty.
It depends on which friend
well I kind of don't consider a person a friend until I'm close enough that I really wouldn't be embarrassed in front of them
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Whenever "Be embarrassed in front of your friends" appears
Whenever "A medium-sized cactus suddenly materializes in your small intestine" appears