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You have to pick:

Forget about everyone you know
 
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Have a pet velociraptor. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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bryan.derksen

What if everyone you know are awful jerks? Be nice to hit the reset button for them. And any _real_ friends will just become reacquainted with you again.

napadan1990

I'm guessing it'd be some kind of amnesia, and you'd realize you have amnesia.

RbrtKurtz

Who the fuck wouldn't want a velociraptor that behaves for you?!

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