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Instead of arms you have venomous snakes growing from your shoulders. You can control them to some degree but they also have minds of their own and will act like normal snakes when you aren't paying close attention.
 
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You live at a La-Z-Boy Furniture Gallery. The rent is free and you can use the recliners, couches, display TVs to your heart's content. You have a generous daily stipend for ordering in or eating out wherever you like. The catch is that its an active store, so customers are coming in all the time during business hours and you will have no privacy. During off hours you can do whatever you like, but during business hours you must be respectful to customers and not do/say/watch anything that would be at all offensive to them.

 
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sojikari  

Call me snake man! I will run through public places, aiming for the biggest unarmed homicide run, in the guiness world book of records!
whargolflorp  

@sojikari Not necessarily unARMED now is it
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