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Bees were infectious, sort of like a macroscopic form of virus. Anyone that gets stung is at risk of developing hives.
 
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The penalty for murder was a $50 fine

 
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bryan.derksen

Perhaps we could create a nonprofit organization that would pay the fines on behalf of people who murdered any of the politicians who supported such a ridiculously mild penalty for murders? The problem could correct itself that way.

errorblankfeild

LQTM at the person below me.

sojikari

"I just won the lottery!"

"how much?"

"a million lives worth. That's how much."

"Sounds ominous."

"It should." *STAB*

tonyponciroli

Oh the irony.

pdxtz1915

Go read a dictionary, that's not irony.

JonThompsonsEmail

@pdxtz1915: What you don't know is that tonyponciroli has been secretly working for months on turning bees into a cure for all disease, but he was thinking about if his experiment got out accidentally and things actually turned out like THIS how ironic it would be.

Yep.

I'm sure that's it.

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