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Speak like Beaker
 
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Discover that, due to a freak time travel accident that will someday leave you stranded in the past, you are actually your own parent.

 
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jonnyt_

Based on the muppets, the professor CAN understand beaker. So I will proceed with the assumption that even though I speak like beaker, people CAN in fact understand me.

danielkinane

Past-Nastification.

bjfreeman801

Think about it. This means you had 'relations' with one of your parents.

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